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Tired of “perfect” Hollywood blockbusters? Same here...

That's why I wrote this guide....

🎬 VHS FEVER DREAMS: The Drinking Game Guide to 23 of the Worst Movies Ever Made

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Remember when movies were genuinely, magnificently, gloriously terrible?

Step back into the neon-soaked wasteland of 1980s direct-to-video cinema with this hilarious love letter to the most beautifully bizarre films ever committed to VHS. From cocaine-dealing motorcycle ninjas to possessed beds that eat people, this book celebrates 23 of the decade's most wonderfully unhinged cinematic disasters.

Every film includes a custom drinking game—because these movies are even better with alcohol.

 

📼 WHAT'S INSIDE: 23 COMPLETE FILM BREAKDOWNS

  • Miami Connection - A taekwondo rock band fighting ninja drug dealers
  • Troll 2 - No trolls, just goblins and vegetarian horror
  • The Apple - Biblical allegory meets disco in the most psychedelic musical ever made
  • Deadly Prey - Rambo ripoff meets deer hunting
  • Death Bed: The Bed That Eats - A bed that literally eats people and burps afterward
  • Howard the Duck - George Lucas's space duck disaster that nearly bankrupted him
  • The Barbarians - Twin bodybuilders vs. evil wizards with the worst dragon puppet in cinema
  • ...and 16 MORE gloriously terrible films!

 

🎯 EACH CHAPTER INCLUDES:

Complete Film Breakdown - Plot synopsis and WTF moments
Behind-the-Madness Stories - Wild production tales you never knew
Custom Drinking Game - Because you'll need it
Hilarious Awards - "Best Performance by Biceps in a Leading Role" and other essential honors

🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR:

  • Bad movie podcast fans (How Did This Get Made?, We Hate Movies)
  • 80s nostalgia lovers
  • Film buffs who appreciate cinema history
  • Anyone who believes movies should be dangerous
  • Party hosts who need entertainment ideas

 

💎 WHY THIS BOOK EXISTS:

This isn't just mockery—it's genuine appreciation for an era when anyone with a camera, a dream, and access to spandex could make a movie. These passion projects represent pure, unfiltered imagination unconstrained by logic, budget, or basic storytelling sense.

If you loved books like "Bad Movies We Love" or podcasts like "How Did This Get Made?", you'll love this deep dive into VHS chaos.

 

⭐ WHAT READERS ARE SAYING:

"Finally, someone who gets it. These movies are art, just not the way their makers intended."

"The drinking games alone are worth it. We made it 20 minutes into The Apple before tapping out."

"I've seen Miami Connection 6 times and this book made me understand why I can't stop watching it."

★★★★★ 13 ratings - Join 150+ bad movie fans who've already grabbed their copy

 

📥 WHAT YOU GET:

  • Instant Download - 92-page digital PDF
  • Read Anywhere - Works on any device (phone, tablet, computer)
  • Lifetime Access - Download anytime, forever

 

💯 MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE

Not funny? Not useful? Get your money back, no questions asked. I'm confident you'll love this book, but if you don't, just email me within 30 days.

 

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"Be kind. Rewind. And prepare for the most entertaining film criticism you'll ever read."

 

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Q: Is this just making fun of bad movies?
A: No! This is a love letter. These films are celebrated for their ambition, creativity, and pure entertainment value.

Q: Do I need to have seen these movies?
A: Nope! Each chapter works as a standalone review. Read it before watching, or instead of watching.

Q: Are the drinking games actually good?
A: They're calibrated to each film's specific weirdness. Some will destroy you (The Apple), others are more chill (Howard the Duck).

Q: What format is this?
A: PDF, readable on any device. Plus a bonus MP3 synthwave track.

Q: Can I gift this?
A: Absolutely! Gumroad makes it easy to gift digital products.

 

🎬 ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Johnny Rewind has spent too many years watching, reviewing, and celebrating bad movies. He believes that the worst movies are often more interesting than the best ones.

Since low budget = HIGH CREATIVITY.

 

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The ultimate guide to 23 gloriously terrible 80s movies that are so bad they're brilliant - from ninja drug dealers to beds that eat people.

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